Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Welcome to Elvis Presley Is Alive!

Yes, It sounds like a crackpot theory. It did to me a few months ago. But first, let me give you a short bio on Elvis Presley.

Elvis Aron Presley was born January 8, 1935 in a two-room shotgun house, which was built by his father, Vernon Elvis Presley. The house was located in Tupelo, Mississippi. His mother was Gladys Love Smith Presley. Elvis had a twin brother, Jesse Garon Presley, but he was stillborn. Growing up, Elvis was in poverty. He was a well-mannered boy who loved music, especially music from black churches. In 1946, one year after World War II, Elvis was given his first guitar for his Eleventh birthday. It was from then on when Elvis started becoming the man he is known today as: "The King."

On July 18, 1953, Elvis got his first big break. Elvis went to Sun Records to record a few songs, and from then on he became a big time singer, eventually being managed by Colonel Tom Parker and recording under RCA Studios.

Elvis recorded many songs in his lifetime, and a collection of his CD's are featured to the left of this bio. Elvis loved acting in movies. He was in a total of 31 movies in all. When Elvis served his two-year term in the army, he met Priscilla, the daughter of a General. Eventually she moved into Graceland, Elvis' mansion. On May 1, 1967 Elvis and Priscilla married. On February 1, 1968 their daughter Lisa Marie Presley was born.

Around the early to late 1970s, Elvis worked closely with the FBI and President Nixon to take down the Mob. In doing this, Elvis and Lisa Marie receiving death0threats. This biography now diverges from what the public believes to be "fact" but has now been proven otherwise true by several noted individuals.

Two weeks before Elvis' supposed death, Lisa Marie was flown to Graceland for a two-week stay. Elvis received Lisa's teddy bear in the mail with a letter that stated that she could be kidnapped easily unless Elvis gave up fighting the mob. Elvis talked to Priscilla about this and he decided that he would take Lisa to stay with his great aunt in Europe. This was found out by a small newspaper that told that she would live there until she turned Twenty-Five years old. This was not to be, however. A body-double was hired and Priscilla announced publicly that her daughter had returned, and this double dated and married Michael Jackson. The real Lisa Marie was watching all of this happen while she wondered why her mother or father had returned for the real Lisa Marie. The point? The Lisa Marie we know is a fake.

Now, onto Elvis. Elvis too was receiving death threats from the Mob, and he felt that he needed to get out of the spotlight. So, without public knowledge, Colonel Parker, his manager, offered him a way out. Elvis took it. On August 16, 1977, one day before Elvis was to go on another tour, Colonel Parker had his step-son who had a died a few days before placed in Elvis' home. Graceland announced that Elvis had died. Two hours after Elvis' death was announced, he had used the underground tunnel under Grace;and to leave and go to the airport before word got out. Elvis booked a flight for Buenes Ares, leaving the world, save for Priscilla, the real Lisa Marie, the Memphis Mafia, a few select relatives, and Colonel Parker believing that Elvis Aron Presley had died.

When his cousin was payed to take a picture of Elvis in his casket, Elvis cousin Bobby Mann accepted $18,000 to take a picture for the National Enquirer. A major conspiracy theory came out with people believing that Elvis was alive. The problem with the man in the casket? For one, attenders of his funeral said that he had perspiration on his brow and that there was air-conditioned vents in the casket. The Elvis in the casket was a wax dummy. The person buried however was the Colonel's stepson. Elvis now lives under Witness Protection enjoying the benefits or retirement.

Another problem with the wax dummy or Elvis in the casket was this: The Autopsy showed that the cadaver had open-heart surgery at some point. Elvis never had this. The cadaver also had a gash in his head. Elvis did not. The cadaver and dummy weighed 170 lbs. It is well-lnown that Elvis was 255 when he died. How is it that the Elvis in the Casket could be 85 lbs lighter than he was a concert just days before and look 20 years younger? Because Elvis Presley is still alive and living under witness protection.

Thank you for reading the first post in this new blog, please feel free to leave feedback and let me know what you think.